Not the cut I wanted (why do I feel like I say this a lot?), but still a fun song. I remember hearing Prine talk on a live album about picking up a newspaper when he was on tour in Europe — he was in Rome at the time, if I recall right — and reading the Dear Abby column and writing this song.
When he told the story, it was funny. Clearly — when I tell it, it is not.
Enjoy the song anyway!